This is what I get for asking Thomas to read me an email from the police department in case it was something I needed to send out in our city guide app: “Regarding the earlier bomb threat at Walmart – the bomb squad has searched the entire building. They found no trace of a device but did find an unidentifiable foreign substance. Spock and I are preparing to beam down to the planet for further exploration. Bones is making progress on a cure for the virus spreading throughout the ship…”. Sigh.